Stay on the Alkaline Side Better for You. Great job, copywriters.
I do like that Nan is all geisha coy with a guy who, although he’s apparently an abusively hungover drunk, she’s still going to wake up next to (wink wink). Which is, of course, hilarious – just ask Binky. Kind of dark for bubbly water.
Oddly enough, alkaline crap is still sold as healthful, though how anything can remain noticeably alkaline or basic after sitting in your acidic stomach is beyond me.